What on Earth would Kepler have thought about the clothing created to celebrate the great man and his discoveries? Would he throw away his drab gown in favour of a cool shirt? And what would he think of the use of the internet in our pursuit of collecting consumer goods instead of, or as well as, understanding the mind of God? Who knows?

One thing is for sure, if the genius mathematician that worked so hard, and suffered so much in the hope of uncovering the truth about the numbers that underlay the fabric of the universe ever graces our Earth again – he would surely have Newton wear a pair of Kepler socks when standing on the shoulders of this giant.

Here are some of the best Kepler clothes for sale on the web. Enjoy…

Kepler’s Laws Dress

This truly unique graphic T-shirt dress features an image of our hero holding aloft a book containing his 3 planetary laws. Is he about throw the book at Tycho, at Galileo or someone else? Who knows, though this design was created by an independent artist. The image is printed on 96% polyester, 4% elastane front panel. Solid color 100% cotton back/sleeves/rib.Loose casual fit. Made and printed in the USA – where else?

Stand on the Shoulders of Giants in Kepler Socks!

These socks will give you maximum comfort and style simultaneously! The artwork is printed in the USA using a high heat and pressure system, resulting in bold, crisp colours that won’t fade. 

Johannes Kepler Art Print Shirt

Men’s Basic T-Shirt with quite an odd image of Kepler. Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. Made from 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra du

Johannes Kepler Judas Priest Logo T-shirt

Great thinker plus band logo mashup t-shirt from Monsters of Grok. Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester

Johannes Kepler T-Shirt from Redbubble

Solid colour t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up. 4.2 oz (145g).

Johannes Kepler  Dark T-Shirt from CafePress

“The diversity of the phenomena of nature is so great, and the treasures hidden in the heavens so rich, precisely in order that the human mind shall never be lacking in fresh nourishment.”

Johannes Kepler Portrait T-Shirt from Amazon

This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric and is made to fit a slim build. Portrait and caricature art of Kepler by Kathleen McGuinness.

Johannes Kepler Portrait Shirt for Women

Teesquare1st 100% high quality cotton pre shrunk t-shirt. Available in size S-M-L-XL-XXL; direct to fabric digital print. Not an iron transfer. Print is embedded in the fabric for ultimate wearable comfort. Washable in cold water and low to medium dryer setting. Kepler’s own mom would have worn this beauty, maybe.

Happy Kepler T-Shirt from Spreadshirt

Ok so nobody ever saw Kepler smiling, and for good reason – however he would surely cheer up if he knew folks were wearing this little number, hundreds of years after his death.